Thursday, June 15, 2006

--Dear Guest--

Sign in the bathroom in my room at the Holiday Inn:
"Dear Guest,
Due to the popularity of our guest room amenities, our Housekeeping Department now offers these items for sale:
*Bath Towels $9 *Bath Mats $12
*Hand Towels $9 *Face Cloths $2 *Pillows $15
Each guest room attendant is responsible for maintaining the guest room items. Should you decide to take these article from your room instead of obtaining them from the Executive Housekeeper, we will assume you approve a corresponding charge to your account.
Thank You."

Never saw that sign before, and it struck me as very funny. Maybe if they were really nice linens. I'm not confused about the quality though, even though the "room attendant" tried to trick me into thinking the bark-like TP wasn't.....clever little triangle points, Miss.


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